I’m terrible in emergencies, and I almost say horrible jokes during them.

A New Jersey police chief is accused of defecating by desks, and spiking others’ coffee with Viagra.

If you've got a hankering for breast milk…. Frida is selling breast milk flavored ice cream.

Flight passenger says traveler sent $150 over Venmo in swap for aisle seat.

Nikola Jokic got his 30th triple double of the season. How can anyone think he’s not MVP worthy?

MLB opening day is today - The Colorado Rockies still suck.

Listeners ask my thoughts on Donald Trump not liking his portrait at the Colorado state capitol.

FYI - don’t text random people important information - you know, like war plans.