On this episode of BS with Brian Simpson:

0:00 cold open

0:24 whipping boys

2:20 Israel vs. Hamas

13:08 belated introductions

14:48 Microsoft acquisition

23:48 23 and me data leak

29:02 email: mixed family paternity

32:42 email: sexually incompatible

39:28 email: Hannibal hotness

42:03 email: writing jokes for friends

48:31 model embryos

55:51 going to mars

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