There’s a fine line when it comes to Halloween costumes — and this guy didn’t just cross it, he sprinted past it in platform boots and a white sheet. David Lee Roth, buddy, it’s time to hang up the spandex — especially after that “wardrobe malfunction” that revealed way more than your stage presence.

Also: what your favorite Halloween candy says about you (spoiler: if it’s candy corn, we need to talk).

All that and a whole lot more questionable decisions!