We break down the week of Parkland news, including what appears to be massive failure on the part of the Broward County Sheriff, plus insane firearm-illeiterate media reactions, plus Justin Trudeau cringes hard in India, hijab billboards go up in Chicago and Matt tries to call the hotline, and a Seattle resident thinks the Norwegian flag is confederate.  

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ITEMS REFERENCED
CNN edit of Matt by Jim Jam: http://bit.ly/2FzdX2x
Virgin Matt vs Chad Blonde: http://bit.ly/2EUTuDS
Matt switch flip: http://bit.ly/2ESYtVz
Matt Wuerker Politico cartoon: http://politi.co/2FuphwC
Joe Scarborough's song: http://bit.ly/2nkS9Pl
Bedlam Coffee incident: http://bit.ly/2xEfJ1v
Trump's listening session: https://youtu.be/vKblXAikzEc
Fake news on getting an AR15: http://bit.ly/2EXhXIE
Trump's school safety meeting: https://youtu.be/ihVxKNtKPWA
The CNN town hall: https://youtu.be/ZaLh74eXTDo
Scott Israel fires deputy for inaction: http://bit.ly/2FtQ4Jj
CNN report of 3 more deputies outside doing nothing: http://cnn.it/2FtUErb
Sheriff press release disputes CNN report and claim of "39 visits": http://bit.ly/2ESUVCS
Scott Israel on CNN State of the Union with Jake Tapper: https://youtu.be/VntJzaGpuuE
David Hogg says it's understandable that deputy wouldn't go in: http://bit.ly/2EUmOdI
David Hogg launches boycotts of com