We break down the Syria chemical attack and missle strike response, the FBI's raid of Michael Cohen, James Comey's new book, Mark Zuckerberg on the Hill, Amy Schumer's cringey new movie and promo, plus hoax hate of the week! 

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ITEMS REFERENCED Details on the German truck attacker: https://dailym.ai/2GZg3wq Investigators say Jen Hart was drunk, drugged her family: http://bit.ly/2GZhLxR Update on Laura Ingraham: http://bit.ly/2GWuP70 Syria coverage from Fox: https://fxn.ws/2quXEx9 Syria coverage from USA Today: https://usat.ly/2HzNSkE Trump's statement on the Syria strike: https://youtu.be/iZ0PA1KnTBE Washington Post editorial board says the Syria strike is the right call: https://wapo.st/2H0QiMn Alex Jones cries: http://bit.ly/2GYHcQ2 And calls Trump an al Qaeda buttboy: http://bit.ly/2GZhxH0Rachel Maddow says it's all a big distraction: http://bit.ly/2H0d9rk New Yorker says Cohen raid will end Trump presidency: http://bit.ly/2qzwV1OCNN's top Comey book excerpts: https://cnn.it/2GZ22yO Reddit's parody: http://bit.ly/2GZiwqH Cruz v Zuckerberg: https://youtu.be/135QwmQWLrYSasse v Zuckerberg: https://youtu.be/baYwMMbhtrI Kennedy v Zuckerberg: https://nbcnews.to/2GZSsM0 Erin Burnett says the 'Swahili' comment is racist: http://bit.ly/2H34bJC The Problem with Apu trailer: https://youtu.be/zGzvEqBvkP8 The Simpsons responds: http://bit.ly/2GYKm6o Al Jean's tweet responding to backlash: http://bit.ly/2qzVWK4I Feel Pretty trailer: https://youtu.be/cVx9EFK3DWE Schumer accused of stealing the 'Enchanted Cottage' plot: http://bit.ly/2H2zeFPSchumer on Colbert: https://youtu.be/BF5kS2UotsU Hoax hate of the week, fake hijab pulling: http://bit.ly/2H2Twik