This week the huns are discussing melatonin gummies - will it result in Suzie's corpse being sent back to Paddington? Do they work? Are they safe? We learn this week it doesn't matter about the shape of your ass, despite what your bikini waxer says. 

The tarot shows some sinister upside-down swords, and we think this means book a massage and have a nice chat with others. 

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To the stories...

1) Big S flies us to Denmark to hear a story about a clothing store that never was... glitch in the matrix vibes. 

2) Hannah has a story called... 'The Man Who Licks'. Vile. 

3) Big S has a story about doing star photography in the wilderness... 

4) Build Your Own Spooky Adventure - we create a scary story sentence by sentence... welcome to the world of Leroy and Tim. 

Our C.O.W. (Creep of the Week) listener tale this week is called 'The Girl Across the Road' sent in by Anthony and read by Big S... it's a SERIOUSLY strange story... what do we make of it? One of OUR FAVES! ty hun.

Finally, Hannah does a wet palm ceremony. Big Hand, Big Ass. 

ENJOY HUNS WE LOVE YA have a stun week xoxoxo 

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