I’ll start off this week by saying that this weeks episode was 10 to 20 times harder to edit than last week’s- just because there was so much extra content.  I also wrestled with the title. "Shut up and put this top hat on...", was a close second; you'll hear why....

Almost 50 episodes in and yet Cookie I still can’t stop ourselves from blabbing like two strangers sitting in front of you on a plane that you hate. Do you guys know that nothing’s happening here? Stop trying to be friends- you’re not gonna look at each other as soon as the wheels touch the tarmac of our destination. 

I digress. This episode is a roller coaster; the highs of the glorious world of “fit” modeling, the low’s of a bleak alpaca revelation as well as a frantic rant from a lizard Tiktoker.  *Guidance counselor never told you that was an option did they?

December marks my fifth year of sobriety, but that doesn’t do much to quell my fiery anger towards “Christmas themed” bars, to which Cookie’s stories only stoke the flame. 

Of course we delve into are we dating the same guy?  Check. Online dating responses- check.  Finally, we give some heartfelt advice to a SWIMmer with a unique family dynamic.

I worked hard on this so please…

Enjoy!

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