In this episode, Kait, Renata, and their guest Lisa struggle to piece together the clues of Christopher Pike’s Scavenger Hunt. As far as we can tell, it’s the story of a bunch of horny high school students on a scavenger hunt with their dead friend (who has been semi-reincarnated into the body of a brain-damaged football player). Did we mention that some of the high schoolers are secretly lizard people? Did we mention that the prize for winning the scavenger hunt is you get to be a human sacrifice for the aforementioned lizard people? Listen now and relive your misspent youth!

Readers advisory: Here.

Footnotes: Forever Young Adult’s breakdown of Christopher Pike’s most commonly-used tropes

Candy pairing: Kait says candy necklaces, Renata says chocolate covered crickets.

Coming up next: Under the Radar by Fern Michaels.

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