JBLC breaks down election night in an off-year with abortion rights on the ballot in several states; 

The war in Gaza heats up as the world calls for a ceasefire; 

The new Speaker of the House is a Christo-fascist weirdo who shares a porn-monitoring app with his son; 

and the polling industrial complex continues to wage a war on democracy with garbage polls pushing an inevitable Trump victory; 

all for less than a cup of coffee...