Kathleen opens the show drinking an Ole Smoky Eggnog Moonshine with a Miller Lite chaser, reviewing all of the fun she had visiting Dollywood and Dolly Parton’s Dream More resort.

QUEEN NEWS: Kathleen celebrates all of the Court taking time off to celebrate the holidays.

“GOOD BAD FOOD”: In her quest for delicious not-so-nutritious food, Kathleen samples Buc-ee’s Salt & Vinegar chips, French’s Honey Mustard Dip, and Gingerbread Kit Kat bars.

UPDATES: Kathleen gives an update on Twitter’s new check mark system, the murders of Canadian billionaires Barry & Honey Sherman,

“HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND IT”: Kathleen is amazed to read about the discovery of fossilized Megalodon teeth in the Indian Ocean, and a medieval ship was found in Norway’s biggest lake.

FRONT PAGE PUB NEWS: Kathleen shares articles on the biggest strike in Starbuck’s history, an 82-foot aquarium explodes in a German hotel, Bernard Arnault displaces Elon Musk as the richest man in the world, Pope Francis forecasts dire visions for humanity, Sam Bankman Fried awaits extradition in a Bahamian jail, US Fish & Wildlife reintroduces the Candy Cane fish to West Virginia waters, Hollywood’s famous mountain lion (P-22) is captured, and a relocated bear walked 1,000 miles back to its favorite campsite.

WHAT TO WATCH THIS WEEK: Kathleen recommends watching “George and Tammy” on Showtime.

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