Since the UK Supreme Court ruling clarifying the definition of woman in the Equality Act, trans activists have decided 'transmen' now matter and are using this tiny cohort of women to claim sex-based public toilet arrangements cannot work due to them as a 'gotcha' against the ruling. We discuss the features of the 'gotcha' and how each one fails. We also discuss the superficiality of transgenderism, how photos or TikTok’s don’t mean someone 'passes' in real life, Gendered Intelligence’s lies to 'transmen', the trans to detrans to trans attention-grift arc, and transgenderism’s fundamental relation to the Freudian / Lacanian concept of castration. Plus, we call for prosecutions for GBH and conspiracy to commit child abuse, how ‘bottom surgery’ for ‘transmen’ is the Western version of FGM, and how the gay third sector sold out gay people yet we're somehow meant to pretend we're a community.