It’s a double bill! Date 1 is fresh from field (sp?) and fittingly they met in The Goat in Clapham. He’s a big boy in finance, she’s in all black with a tartan puffer jacket. Will the Green flags deliver?

Date 2 takes the form of a blue haired Harry Styles wannabe who was running late due to having a daal in the oven. He’s on Grindr, has queer friends, will he be the bi guy of Alex’s dreams? Surely he won’t say anything problematic…

If you’re a man who lives in London, statistically you have been on a date with Alex. Follow the trials and tribulations of Clapham’s Carrie Bradshaw while she looks for love.

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Produced by Jack Elliott

Cover art by @lydsthatpicstook