Deathly Hallows chapter 9. We sort through this week's massive pile of news--J.K's garbage tweets, the Harper's letter, the Harry Potter at Home program, and more--before discussing a chapter so bad it threatens to rattle the entire book apart not even a quarter of the way in. Why is there a grenade spell now? Why is Hermione's character now "mom"? Why does Moody think a tongue twister curse would deter Snape, a guy who is canonically one of the best non-verbal spellcasters in the series? How will we, your loyal hosts, recover from having our guts spooked off by Dust Dumbledore? Why isn't Dust Dumbledore the only thing anyone talks about?

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