The last fortnight has seen the failure of the high-profile trial of rapper P Diddy for sex trafficking and the Epstein files not released after months of promise they would be by the Trump administration. Could the American elites really be willing to embarrass themselves to this degree without incentive? We try to think of the best explanation for why Trump won’t release the Epstein files and how P Diddy has likely got away with sex crimes. We also discuss Obama's reported bisexuality, Mac Miller’s death and use of prostitutes as drug carriers, Joan Didion’s critique of leftism as an excuse for drug fests, Meek Mill and Nikki Minaj’s lavender relationship, sexual attraction to power, pizzagate, Kash Patel, Epstein as a Mossad asset, the rapid rise of antisemitism, and Holocaust denial in the Information Age.