Episode 14

Seals and Accountants

PLANET - 512907- 𐆖

Lorek Brynison, King of the Armoured Polar Bears of Svalbard, requests a planet of snow and ice where they can be safe from the consistent planetary ruination of humanity.

Consultant Recommendation: Frost ball. Business rivers. Abundant coastal relaxation points. Seal catering. Heated accountants.

Content Warning for:

• Comedic violence
• Emotional abuse
• Alcoholism

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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Lowri Ann Davies

Executive Producer Alexander J Newall

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I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Editing: Alexander J Newall and Edward von Aderkas

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan.

Featured SFX: scriptique, 1histori, Anthousai, 32cheeseman32 & previously credited artists via freesound.org.

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