Chamber of Secrets chapters 13-14. It's been a slow news week for Potter, so what better time to belt out some show tunes? We explore the wide and extremely cursed world of Harry Potter song parodies, talk about the cultural significance of This Is War, and explore songfics, which are like fanfics but perhaps even more potent. Then some crap happened in the actual book I guess.

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