Valdez comes into the studio on his week off doused in Abercrombie & Fitch cologne.  Drab is in disbelief Valdez was asked to work there when he was younger.  Awadd and Drab give a recap of the P1 Party at JP's house.  We dissect Lurch's lack of gluttony and if it's a possible cause of his depression.  Plus, Drab accuses Cakes of stealing one of his famous stories.