We make our glorious return to shake off the cobwebs, chat about scams involving beloved 2000s brands, and lay out some predictions for the third Fantastic Beasts movie that is still happening, somehow. SUPPOSEDLY the real answers are out there... we wouldn't know, though.

We're talking about Fantastic Beasts a lot here which means I should give a general content warning for that movie which, if you've forgotten, involves a surprising amount of sexual violence for a Harry Potter movie, as well as general tastelessness.