It's a feast of fetid forty-year-old food on the first episode of the CQ holiday season! We're talking about actual food people might have in their collections. Literal decades old, expired sustenance that has ceased to be. Mario Pepsi, Gunstar Heroes Fruit Roll-ups, Gamecube gum, perhaps even some rare tomato sauce. We are not personally fans of most of these items but some of them are interesting! So... maybe collect some? Gross.