Steve and Gabriel are embracing all things Spooky Season on today's show! They'll share with you the 10 best haunted houses around the country, plus the scariest one of them all. Then they discuss some parallels between this haunted holiday and retirement.

1. The 10 Best Haunted Houses in the US:
   • As voted by USA Today readers, these haunted houses were chosen for the quality of their actors, set designs, and special effects, as well as value for money.
   • From a petrifying penitentiary to multiple fields of screams. Any Halloween enthusiast will want to hear about these haunted experiences.
2. The Scariest Haunted House in America:
   • This one requires a 40-page waiver, a doctor's note clearing you physically and mentally, a safe word, and more.
   • A whopping grand prize if you complete the experience, but has anyone ever successfully finished?
3. Retirement is Like Halloween:
   • Both Halloween and retirement can be scary.
   • You shouldn't navigate retirement or a haunted house alone.
   • Both Halloween and retirement involve assuming a new identity.
   • There are some tricks and also some treats in retirement, just like All Hallows' Eve.
   • Having a plan can mean you get to treat yourself (with no stomachaches)!