Johnny, Diana, and Gringo Fantastico are back to break down an AEW Collision that had everything—self-sabotaging sportsmanship, surprise gang assaults, and Jon Moxley treating a briefcase like it’s a deadly weapon in GoldenEye 007. FTR had a win locked up but decided honor was more important than victory (spoiler: it wasn’t), Daniel Garcia and Adam Cole put on a banger until it turned into an impromptu three-on-two mugging, and Queen Aminata actually listened to Serena Deeb, which was the night’s biggest upset. Meanwhile, Kenny Omega put his career on the line in a title challenge against Takeshita, Julia Hart suffered both a loss and a surprise Okada sneak attack, and Harley Cameron unveiled the most literal finisher name of all time. Pour one out (preferably not on Mercedes Mone) and join us for another chaotic recap!