Twilight Chapter 2; Midnight Sun Chapter 2

After a brief check-in with the advent calendar of bad PR events marring the countdown to the new Fantastic Beasts film release, we head back to Forks WA to hear more of Bella's adventures! This week... well, not much actually happens, but there's a lot to talk about! Meanwhile, Edward is in Alaska whipping his car around corners and ordering exclusive burgers. We dig into some of the romantic weirdness and the unfortunate side effects of attempting to de-himbofy Edward in Midnight Sun, and grapple with some of the popular criticisms of the time as they appear in Twilight.