INTRO (00:00): Kathleen opens the show drinking a Miller High Life pony bottle. She reviews her New Year's fun spent with her cousins, barhopping on Broadway in Nashville and cheering on Missouri at the Music City Bowl.

TOUR NEWS: See Kathleen live on her “Day Drinking Tour.”

COURT NEWS (22:39): Kathleen shares news on deadlines to audition for Dolly’s Broadway musical, Jelly Roll has purchased a farm outside of Nashville, and Tom Brady commentates his final regular season NFL game for Fox.

TASTING MENU (6:12): Kathleen samples Tayto Salt & Vinegar Irish Crisps, Zaxby’s Zax Sauce, and Pringles Mingles Cheddar & Sour Cream Puffs.

UPDATES (29:58): Kathleen shares updates on the latest search for missing Malaysian Flight 370, and Meghan Markle’s cooking show is an anticipated bomb.

“HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND IT” (45:37): Kathleen reads the discovery of an uncontacted Amazon tribe in the Brazilian rainforest, and a gardener finds a giant mastodon jaw in upstate New York.

FRONT PAGE PUB NEWS (49:25): Kathleen shares articles on “Ozark Law” coming to A&E, the world’s oldest person dies at age 116, 2 Oregon men die in a forest hunting Bigfoot, New York City implements congestion pricing, dogs living near Chernobyl have mutated to develop superpowers, declassified CIA documents suggest reincarnation is real, tipping is getting out of control, an eccentric millionaire killed in an LA fire was a Rothschild imposter, 132 escaped hamsters overtook an airplane for 4 days, and fishermen discover 38 lost hunting dogs on a Mississippi lake.

WHAT WE’RE WATCHING (26:25): Kathleen recommends watching “Bad Sisters” on Apple TV, and “Say Nothing” on Hulu.

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