This week Zach is joined by Anthony Polinick from The Grund to discuss the two hundred eleventh episode of Smallville, “Fortune." They talk the blatant The Hangover rip-off, Zatanna putting the crew in this situation with no warning and then not even bothering to show up to clean up her mess, Emil becoming a literal overnight sensation as an Elvis impersonator...and don't miss a special voice note from friend, listener and patron Dallas Hernandez during the second commercial break! Nurse your hangover with the latest Always Hold On To Smallville!

Check out Anthony on The Grund!

EPISODE ROUNDUP
Zach's Grade: D+
Anthony's Grade: D
IMDB Grade: 8.4
Superman Homepage Grade: 4.5/5
Bechdel Test: FAIL

SERIES TALLY BOARD
...From Metropolis: 17
Amazing Technicolor Kryptonite: 21
Amnesia Count: 81
Blue Shirt/Red Jacket: 89
Chloe's Unseen Connections: 29
Clark Loses His Powers: 17
Episode Title Said In Episode: 90
Hospital Visits: 153
In Media Res: 8
Injection Count: 57
Kent Truck Accidents: 10
KOs to Keep Clark's Secret: 61
KOs to Keep Oliver's Secret: 4
Lana Kills: 7
Let's Do The Time Warp Again: 10
Lois Arm Punches: 10
Lois' Costume Closet: 24
Main Character Deaths: 26
Mind Control Count: 26
Monogram Jacket: 7
Movie Plot As An Episode: 25
Not The Last Son Of Krypton: 12
Possession Count: 32
Product Placement Pete: 36
Queen Airways: 9
Shirtless Oliver: 17
Shower Count: 25
Shut It Down: 11
Shut That Laptop: 35
Smallville High School Faculty Deaths: 5
Smallville High School Student Deaths: 17
Under The Influence: 45
Wakes Up Tied Up: 11
Weddings: 6
"You Weren't Yourself": 37

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