INTRO (00:23): Kathleen opens the show drinking a Saint Louis Back Flip All Star Grapefruit Paloma in support of Ozzie Smith’s Gateway Reach Foundation. 

TOUR NEWS: See Kathleen live on her “Day Drinking Tour.”

COURT NEWS (30:17): Kathleen shares news that the New England serial killer seems to have struck near Taylor Swift’s Rhode Island mansion, Dolly donates $4M to create a homeless youth shelter in Nashville, and Jelly Roll is opening for Post Malone on his Big Ass Stadium Tour. 

TASTING MENU (1:58): Kathleen samples Pringles Limited Edition Miller Lite Grilled Beer Brat chips, Crunchmaster Pimento Cheese crackers, and Casey’s Taco Pizza Kettle Chips. 

UPDATES (38:12): Kathleen shares updates on Pope Francis’s final directives regarding his remaining financials, Elizabeth Holmes loses her latest appeal, a lost Prince Harry is caught on camera knocking on random doors in the UK, Lori Daybell is set to represent herself again on new charges involving her niece, Utah’s NHL team will be called The Mammoth, and ChiefsAholic is sentenced to 32 years in an Oklahoma prison. 

HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND IT (56:40) : Kathleen reveals the discovery of a rare woolly flying squirrel off the coast of northern India. 

FRONT PAGE PUB NEWS (58:21) : Kathleen shares articles explaining the Finnish word “kalsarikannit,” the world meets Pope Leo XIV, Elizabeth Holmes’ partner raises millions for a new biotech startup, Bill Belichick’s girlfriend Jordon Hudson hijacked a Super Bowl commercial, The Who announces their final world tour, REAL ID is implemented, televangelist Jim Bakker claims that he’s broke, Mark Zuckerberg has AI friends, and Ohio police find a raccoon holding a meth pipe in a random traffic stop. 

WHAT ARE WE WATCHING (33:20): Kathleen recommends watching “Mobland” on Paramount Plus or Hulu, and “Judd Family: Truth Be Told” on Lifetime. 

FEEL GOOD STORY (1:19:43): Kathleen reads about a black bear passed out in a Washington State campground after consuming 36 cans of beer.