Kait, Renata, and their guest Jennie (of Biblio File and Explaining Songs to My Toddler) read The Greek Tycoon’s Blackmailed Mistress by Lynne Graham. This Harlequin romance novel has more complicated sex paperwork than Fifty Shades of Grey, but less sexy sex. Listen now to find out about what euphemisms for “nipple” wealthy Greek tycoons prefer!

Readers advisory: Here.

Footnotes: Billionaires and Babies

What Happened to the Harlequin Romance?

Mothering Heights: The (Over?) Importance of Procreation in Romance Novels

Candy pairing:  Jennie says Tabasco Jelly Bellies, Kait says white chocolate Kit-Kats, Renata says white chocolate Kit-Kats.

Coming up next: Live and Let Die by Ian Fleming.

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