This week, Karl and Vinnie kick off a new round by nominating the creepiest high school football coach. Instead of a cop cam video, Karl surprises us all and reads us his report on Helga Mann's book, "Little Red Book." In the Scum Parade, we learn about a mysterious prankster in a dollar store, meet an unsuccessful canine Romeo, and encounter a man who made a cucumber disappear. And to top it all off, we spin the Wheel of Consequences twice for the very first time!

The score is currently Vinnie 0 - Karl 0, visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winner

Check out the Scum Parade stories: 

Candles filled with urine spill on 9-year-old at Indiana Dollar Tree (turnto10.com)

Man accused of trying to sexually assault dog (wfsb.com)

Man with cucumber wanted for performing sex act on himself in public in DC (dcnewsnow.com)

Former teacher and robotics team coach sentenced for secretly recording minors in bathrooms (truecrimenews.com)

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