INTRO (00:23): Kathleen opens the show drinking an ArrowRed Lager from KC Bier Company. She reviews her Labor Day at Lake of the Ozarks, and the results of her family Fantasy Football drafts. 

TOUR NEWS: See Kathleen live on her “Day Drinking Tour.”

COURT NEWS (15:57): Kathleen shares news announcing that Taylor Swift is engaged, and Chappell Roan is headlining Lollapalooza 2026. 

TASTING MENU (1:59): Kathleen samples Lay’s Cheesy Buffalo Dip Kettle Chips, Planters Buffalo Ranch Nut Duos, and Buffalo Wild Wings Spicy Beer Cheese Party Dip. 

UPDATES (26:05): Kathleen shares updates on Britney Spears’ latest manic episode, Cracker Barrel does another branding U-turn, a Russian man dies at Burning Man, and Bill Belichick’s girlfriend files for “Gold Digger” trademark.

HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND IT (47:20): Kathleen reveals that a rare jaguar has been spotted on a trail cam in Brazil.

FRONT PAGE PUB NEWS (56:28): Kathleen shares articles on $100 caviar chicken nuggets being served at the US Open, more than 200 stolen paintings are recovered from a Nazi descendant’s home in Argentina, Giorgio Armani has passed away at age 91, Vogue has a new US Editor, Vegas brings back $3 beers, Canada’s 600-lb pigs are invading the US, and the world’s largest cruise ship sets sail from Florida.  

SAINT OF THE WEEK (1:26:01): Kathleen reads about St. Carlos Acutis, the Millennial Saint of the Internet. 

WHAT ARE WE WATCHING (18:55): Kathleen recommends watching “Unknown Number: The High School Catfish” on Netflix.

FEEL GOOD STORY (1:20:40): Kathleen reads highlights of a baboon named Jack who handled railway signals in South Africa.