INTRO (00:24): Kathleen opens the show drinking a Sad Panda Coffee Stout from Horse & Dragon Brewing Company. She reviews her weekend in Denver, attending Thursday Night Football and hanging out with comedian friends. 

TOUR NEWS: See Kathleen live on her “Day Drinking Tour.”

COURT NEWS (18:12): Kathleen shares news announcing that Jelly Roll had issues at the Louis Vuitton store in Sydney, and Chappell Roan inducted Cyndi Lauper into the Rock Hall, 

TASTING MENU (2:12): Kathleen samples Trader Joe’s Garlic Butter Irish Chips, Lay’s Cajun Kettle Chips, and Spicy Dill Pickle Chips. 

UPDATES (22:10): Kathleen shares updates on more security issues at The Louvre, Meghan Markle is returning to acting, and a report discloses that Prince Andrew brought prostitutes to Windsor while the Queen was in residence.  

HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND IT (27:14): Kathleen reveals that the 137-carat Florentine diamond that hasn’t been seen in public since 1919 has been found in a Canadian bank. 

FRONT PAGE PUB NEWS (34:25): Kathleen shares articles on a Waymo taxi running over a celebrity cat, Toys R Us is returning in time for Christmas, Colts owner Carlie Irsay-Gordon buys rounds for fans in Germany, researchers link personal sleep needs with a genetic mutation, Blarney Castle is hiring for the most famous job in Ireland, the world’s tallest teen becomes a Florida Gator, Wisconsin has sold $1M more beer so far this season than any other team, Denmark considers a limited social media ban, Reindeer eyes change color through seasons, and Gen Z adopts “vibe-coding.” 

SAINT OF THE WEEK: Kathleen reads about St. Jane Francis de Chantal, patron saint of widows, in-laws, and ‘forgotten people.”

WHAT ARE WE WATCHING (32:15): Kathleen recommends watching “The Road” on Paramount +, and “John Wayne Gacy: The Devil In Disguise” on Peacock. 

FEEL GOOD STORY (1:09:05): Kathleen shares a story about Kansas City Chiefs RB Isiah Pacheco launching cat sanctuary “Forever Paws Home.”