Yes folks, that's right. As the title suggests, we tackle not one but TWO all-time ATV trash classics: Andrew watches the pilot of NBC's Smash (while Kathryn and Margaret lavishly reminisce about the fun they had watching it) and then we, as a team, discuss Netflix's new extremely dumb & incredibly fun show, Floor is Lava. Highlights: whose eyes are the deadest in all of Hollywood? What screen icon does Andrew describe as "that Susan Collins looking lady"? And, best of all, who would we cast on Celebrity Floor is Lava and how would they fare? PLUS: bonus dunking on Cancel of Dads. Pertinent links:

• Megan Hilty performing "The National Pastime" from SMASH
• Megan Hilty performing "They Just Keep Moving the Line" from SMASH
• No videos whatsoever of Katherine McPhee singing a single, solitary song from SMASH
• Andrew and beloved Overdummy Craig Getting's recommendations for how Floor is Lava can improve
• Vulture's interview with Floor is Lava creators wherein the making of the lava is detailed at length
• Where you should go to do your part to make sure that Steve Dowling gets his