Hey there friends and weirdos! This week we investigate the strange tale of a Russian woman who finds a small, baby creature just outside her village and takes it home as her newfound son. Was the Kyshtym being a stranded extraterrestrial creature or was it merely the figment of a geriatric's overactive imagination? Did the Russian secret service assassinate an elderly woman to keep the creature secret? Did a drunk man accidentally crush the Kyshtym being to death? All this and more!