This week, Jack and I discuss the statistical derangement affecting almost every public institution in the country. Along the way, we also chat about: -

• Surrey Police not knowing what a woman is

• The BBC’s Anita Anand knowing what a man is but apologising about it

• Unsafe hurty opinions in the Scottish Parliament

• Everyone’s favourite trans “girl” and his new podcast

• Jonathan Willoughby having a normal one

Here there be swears galore, so if you’re triggered by words like c***, f***, a***h**e, please administer emergency flower remedies before listening.

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