In the stupidest century, here in the UK we have the stupidest government in living memory.

The Chagos Islands Bill, the Hillsborough Bill, the Assisted Suicide Bill are battling it out in a three-way tag match to see which one gets dropped first in the next U-turn. Plus, Lisa Nandy, the Culture Secretary, starts acting like a blue-haired genderkweer demiboy and calls loads of people fascists.

Jack and I discuss it all. It’s not a laff-a-minute episode, sadly.

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U-turns, lying coppers, Jew-hatred and manhandled pigeon lovers - Jack and I discuss it all from our secret bunker under Dumb Ages Towers.

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X ban threats, pubs under threats, police officers lying about threats. According to Keir Starmer, this is the year we turn the corner, which in the current climate sounds…well…threatening!

Jack and I discuss it all from the secret bunker under Dumb Ages Towers.

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Jack and I look back at 2025 and forward to 2026.

This episode is going out to all subscribers, free or paid, as a New Year gift to you! Normal service will resume next week.

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Jack and I talk about the Bondi Beach pogrom, the response from Australia, the UK and the Pro-Pal rabble PLUS the ludicrous drama about hunger strikers in UK prisons.

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The Starmer regime continues to tread lightly on our lives, the West Midlands Police were lying to you and the start of a new series: American Right Wing Nutjob Of the Week.

 And so much more.

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We are back! I’m surviving a cold, Jack’s new carpets have survived a weekend with his niblings but will Rachel Reeves survive That Budget? Will Your Party survive That Conference? Will any of us survive the lightly treading regime of the People’s Democratic Republic of Starmerstan?

All this and more in this week’s episode.

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From the Department of Information

The main theme of this week’s episode is OVER-REACH with stories about coppers, the local council and a Scottish university punishing people for completely innocuous things.

Along the way, Jack and I discuss a win for Linzi Smith, Magpies fan, the dangerous wibblings of Dr Helen Webberley, the cancellation of a screening of a documentary about free speech (yes, really) and the usual swears and chuckling.

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…People say, "Believe half of what you see

Son, and none of what you hear"…

And if you heard it through the BBC grapevine, you can no longer trust it!

More shenanigans and nonsense from Auntie Beeb, alas, PLUS good news for free speech, good news for the homos, good news for female Olympians but for crusty ‘80s relics and omnicause-supporting North London types, it’s a case of “It’s Your Party and they’ll cry if they want to…” because the revolution has been cancelled. That money was just resting in her account.

 Confused? You won’t be after this week’s episode of The Dumb Ages.

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