Another week, another paedo-apologist appointment, another scandal. Labour MPs queue upto say “you got this Keir, babes” on social media but shenanigans go on in the background.

PLUS

Trans guidance for schools and the madness of the Greens. Jack and I report from the high-security bunker under Dumb Ages Tower.

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*sings*

Oh Mandy

You came with more baggage than Gatwick

And you told me a lie

Oh Mandy

I trusted the process and hired you

Now it’s time for goodbye

Oh Mandy

Jack and I tell you what that’s all about PLUS the British countryside is too white, the gender cult is on the skids in the USA at last and the Greens are officially full of middle-class lunatics.

All this and more in this week’s helping of The Dumb Ages.

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The popular potential Labour MP that never was, the elections that won’t happen, the terrorist who’s standing for election, the proponents of state-sponsored suicide whining that the Lords is doing the job they asked them to do: fix a bill nobody voted for. The stupidest government in the stupidest decade of the stupidest century keeps on being stupid. You couldn’t make it up because you don’t have to!

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In the stupidest century, here in the UK we have the stupidest government in living memory.

The Chagos Islands Bill, the Hillsborough Bill, the Assisted Suicide Bill are battling it out in a three-way tag match to see which one gets dropped first in the next U-turn. Plus, Lisa Nandy, the Culture Secretary, starts acting like a blue-haired genderkweer demiboy and calls loads of people fascists.

Jack and I discuss it all. It’s not a laff-a-minute episode, sadly.

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U-turns, lying coppers, Jew-hatred and manhandled pigeon lovers - Jack and I discuss it all from our secret bunker under Dumb Ages Towers.

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X ban threats, pubs under threats, police officers lying about threats. According to Keir Starmer, this is the year we turn the corner, which in the current climate sounds…well…threatening!

Jack and I discuss it all from the secret bunker under Dumb Ages Towers.

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Jack and I look back at 2025 and forward to 2026.

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Jack and I talk about the Bondi Beach pogrom, the response from Australia, the UK and the Pro-Pal rabble PLUS the ludicrous drama about hunger strikers in UK prisons.

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The Starmer regime continues to tread lightly on our lives, the West Midlands Police were lying to you and the start of a new series: American Right Wing Nutjob Of the Week.

 And so much more.

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We are back! I’m surviving a cold, Jack’s new carpets have survived a weekend with his niblings but will Rachel Reeves survive That Budget? Will Your Party survive That Conference? Will any of us survive the lightly treading regime of the People’s Democratic Republic of Starmerstan?

All this and more in this week’s episode.

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