Roll on, roll on, the footy is rolling into a new phase of wild interpretation

Kevs gone from the outhouse to the hopping heart of the nation

Frizelle gives Des the ultimate lack of endorsement

So constable hasler might look for a gig back where it all started… in law enforcement

This week our heroes grapple with the questions that are tugging on your shirt and curl us during those lonely week nights trying to drift off to slumber. 

Questions like “ was Des really a police officer?” “ What school did the fella who photographed Jack Ruby assassinating Lee Hervey Oswald go to?” and “how many pages would constitute a 3 game coaching contract?”

Once our two warriors for justice are done mopping up the answers of those singeing queries, in their spare time no less, they will draw a line in the sand…… by trying to locate the lines already drawn in the sand by the NRL Rules Crackdown Committee (committee  may or may not exist).  To avoid these multiple lines the sand being washed away by the tide or turned into  phallic shapes they have founded a review board. Largely (but not entirely) incorruptible, and based on honour, code and duty. The KLIEN AND MISCONDUCT COMMISSION . The KMC will review the reviews of rules reviews. Reviewing and interpreting interpretations and recommending recommendations….. all in the sport of growing the game. Grow our audience, tell your friends.

Life’s a Grapple … and then the KMC is on your case. Cue Law and Order sound effect