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Subject: #1228743 “Mann”
Subject has submitted a new application to the Coolness Review Board. Note that this is Subject’s 12th separate application to the Board in just the past 2 years.
No signs of progress.
Pictured, above, is Subject’s self-declared “Summer Transformation.” No comment is required other than to note the outfit, which includes a web belt, painter’s pants, fake Adidas “four-striper” sneakers, a Dallas Cowboys T-shirt, and, tragically, Mork suspenders.
It is the recommendation of this Coolness Officer that Subject be allowed to re-apply to the Board not less then two (2) years from now, or after the cessation of puberty, whichever is soonest.
APPLICATION STATUS: DENIED (UNCOOL)
ASSOCIATED MEDIA:
cyber goth dreads
PHOTOS:
Merlin Mann (top), Wikia (bottom)
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Subject: #1228743 “Mann”
Subject has submitted a new application to the Coolness Review Board. Note that this is Subject’s 12th separate application to the Board in just the past 2 years.
No signs of progress.
Pictured, above, is Subject’s self-declared “Summer Transformation.” No comment is required other than to note the outfit, which includes a web belt, painter’s pants, fake Adidas “four-striper” sneakers, a Dallas Cowboys T-shirt, and, tragically, Mork suspenders.
It is the recommendation of this Coolness Officer that Subject be allowed to re-apply to the Board not less then two (2) years from now, or after the cessation of puberty, whichever is soonest.
APPLICATION STATUS: DENIED (UNCOOL)
ASSOCIATED MEDIA:
cyber goth dreads
PHOTOS:
Merlin Mann (top), Wikia (bottom)

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