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Opportunity: personal care finally takes its show on the road.
NOTE: This episode and its claims have not been evaluated by The Food and Drug Administration. So, you're welcome.
Please step inside the perimeter of the temporary fence line, then proceed through the large disclaimer bottle. To your right is Alan's Foreskin, and to your left is Adam's Paragon of Blades™ (launching Fall, 2023).
Children must be monitored at all times. Also, all attractions are offered "as-is," and their utilization therein does not create a bailment or constitute a "medical diagnosis." Any appendage submitted to the cobbler's public fluoroscope is offered solely at the guest's own risk.
Side effects may include extensive cranial scarring, crippling student debt, and grave personal regret.
Ask your operator if Supplement is right for you.
Editor: Paul O’Mara
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Supplement - YouTube
Fig. 1: Our muse, Dr. Raymond Damadian, in his repose.
Opportunity: A grand roving dignity sink
The Soft Boys add frisson to any streetscape.
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Opportunity: Take a page from a storied American industry.
Ask your doctor if our juice is right for you.
Editor: Paul O’Mara
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The Benediction of Sister Susan - YouTube
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Opportunity: Helping you become more comfortable in your skin.
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Yellow Leather - YouTube
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Opportunity: Radical Proximity should be an immersive experience.
First off: this is not a cult, okay?
Look, if an Aerie of Randies is a little hot under the collar and wants to be stone soup with some other hard-working men, who are you to judge?
The good news is we're probably already available in your neighborhood, so just flag down the apologetic lady in the Shriner car, and she will be more than happy to top off your wing sauce and freshen up your straw.
Everybody ready? Are you ready?! Because…hmmmmmmmmmmmmm…
"WHOOP-sie!"
Editor: Paul O’Mara
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Big Tubs - YouTube
Opportunity: A fresh look at a storied neighborhood.
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The Situation District - YouTube
Opportunity: Your bar may be unfinished, but your cassette deck is definitely done.
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Five of a Kind - YouTube
Opportunity: home is where you hang your backpack
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Thrival Future - YouTube
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Opportunity: who arted?
In the liminal space between life and performance, there exists a certain hallway.
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Interregnum - YouTube
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Opportunity: There's no "I" in "mistake."
Let's be honest. If you had to do it all over again? Yeah, you'd probably do even worse. I mean. Look at you.
No, seriously, it's fine. Well. It's not "fine," but it is universal, and that's ultimately where the big money is.
So, the question becomes, what if you could do worse better? Again. You won't, but that's not the point.
The point is, you're ready to commit to change, or at least the appearance of commitment.
But, you won't figure that out until you land on the big balloon in Act III. But, let's not get ahead of ourselves.
How would you feel about a face tattoo of a foot? Or a foot tattoo of a murder tear? Or a night on a futon that practically screams "hand stuff?"
Let me start over.
Hi. Have you ever avoided a mistake that, in retrospect, you really wish you'd made? Yeah. Also: sorry about your contact lens.
Also, also: sorry about Austin.
Just…sorry.
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David Fincher’s House of Whoops - YouTube
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