On episode five of The Charles C. W. Cooke Podcast, Charles confesses to his preposterous sports-related superstitions, reads aloud some of his correspondents' weirdest game-day habits, and invites Andy McCarthy to tell him why he's wrong to suggest that the time has come to dismantle the FBI. This episode of the podcast is diametrically striped, so if you have a capable phone or computer, please turn on that setting before listening.

The dial-up tone in the introduction was recorded by lintphishx and is used under a CC 3.0 License.