If you’re a man who lives in London, statistically you have been on a date with Alex. Follow the trials and tribulations of Clapham’s Carrie Bradshaw while she looks for love.

This week, our Lost Mary finds her way into a self serve wine bar. To make matters worse, she’s off carbs and extremely easy. This can’t end well.

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Produced by Jack Elliott

Cover art by @lydsthatpicstook