'Twas eighteen nights before Christmas, when all through the house,

We were recommending indies, to a skeleton and a mouse.

Jolly Saint Nick is a guest on the show,

Spreading good cheer with a wink and a ho.

His cough is persistent, a fun phlegmy hack,

But he gains a pile of indies to put in his sack.

The trio wraps up with some dinner guest chatter,

A parade of indie characters who feast from food platters.

When all's said and done, another episode out of sight,

We wish a Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.

Oh also our hyperfixations this week are A Profound Waste Of Time by Caspian Whistler, What We Do In The Shadows and In Stars And Time.

Music is Cigarette Boat by Marc Torch.