This week, the idiots focus on last week's biggest story, the Titan underwater submersible that went missing (imploded) with 5 souls aboard.

What was your favorite part of that story? It's hard to decide, isn't it? Was it the CEO not caring about safety precautions? Was it the billionaire stepson using the tragedy to hit on women on OnlyFans? Was it the fact the Coast Guard (or Navy) heard the implosion, yet kept that information quiet and let people search?

So. Much. Hilarity.

Also: Jake always said Elon Musk was probably going to use Twitter to silence critics, not champion free speech, and would ya look at that, Jake was right!

Doc Antle of Tiger King fame was convicted of human trafficking... Wait, what? He wasn't? Well that's weird. What's he going to jail for? Oh, the other obvious thing.

And finally: man, things in Russia got interesting, didn't they? The Wagner Group marched on Moscow... and then stood down and Yevgeny Prigozhin went into exile in Belarus.

But for a moment, things looked fun.

Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don't have to.

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