Trent and Tim are so unconcerned about the upcoming road game against Maryland that they dedicate the majority of their preview episode to a special interview with internet personality and IU superfan, Hoosier Commish. The Commish comes out firing, ranting about how Ty Simpson is being "mysteriously" snuck into the Heisman #1 spot over Fernando Mendoza. He also details his ongoing, real-life FOIA quest to unearth Cignetti's introductory press conference from James Madison University, which has "mysteriously gone without a trace from the entirety of the internet".

The interview covers Commish's "terrorist organization" ranking for the Illinois fanbase , his experience getting threatened with ejection for yelling at UCLA coach Jerry Neuheisel , and his nostalgia for former coach Bill Lynch. His biggest surprise player of the season is linebacker Isaiah Jones , and he boldly predicts Indiana is building an "Alabama type of dynasty" and will win "two to three national titles" under Cignetti.

After the interview, the guys briefly turn their attention to Maryland. They discuss Cignetti's hilarious press conference where he hyped up the Terps like they were the "'85 Bears," a classic psychological move they compare to Bobby Bowden. They conclude the only way Indiana loses is a "pure fantasy" scenario where Maryland's freshman QB Malik Washington plays a perfect game. Finally, they give their players of the game and their blowout predictions.