00:00 Introductions

01:13  Trump Derangement Syndrome 

10:15 Deportation 

18:16 Trump Watch

26:18 DNC Leadership

38:43 David Hogg

44:49 South Africa

—Once again, YouTube proves to be the worst platform for live streaming. When Jake and I were talking, we were both clear, and constant.

Watching the playback? 

We’re both glitchy.

Jesus, get your technology together, YouTube. 

WTF?

—People were outraged, outraged I say, over the fact Trump ate McDonald’s in Saudi Arabia. 

Why?

Because they have too much time on their hands.

Or…

It could be bots, pretending to be angry, in order to sow division among us.

Tomato, tomahto. 

Also: we’re talking Trump taking the most blatant bribe in the history of presidents with the $400 million airplane from Qatar. 

—This is actually an indictment of the news. The only way to explain it is to tell you to watch.

A woman voted for Trump, and then he deported her husband.

Hilarious?

Yes.

But even funnier is the fact that the news article was thumbnailed using a picture of Maya Rudolph… As Kamala Harris. 

That’s how lazy the news media is now.

Also: A troll shows up and wants to FREE PALESTINE, all caps.

Good for him.

—They say a fool and his money are soon parted, but what about a complete mouth-breathing moron?

Well, that too.

Tim Petit, resident of Rhode Island, has the IQ of a turnip.

How do we know?

He spent $640 to buy his wife a Trump watch.

Turns out, it was a piece of garbage—who, except everyone, could have seen that coming?—but the company actually tried making things right!

Petit was just such a big douche, he kept complaining, anyway.

—Did you know that Joe Biden was falling apart mentally, and cover it up so that he could run for president in 2024, then drop out when the whole world saw him fall flat on his face in the first debate, handing the nomination to his veep, only to watch her run the same campaign that helped Hillary lose in 2016?

If so, then you might just be a leader in the Democratic National Committee! 

They shoved Biden down our throats in 2020, and tried to do it again in 2024. 

Hey, how’d that turn out for everyone?

—Speaking of the DNC being run like crap…

David Hogg was elected to a leadership role in the DNC, but wait! Apparently they forgot that gender is important! 

Quotas are important!

So, instead of accepting the vote as is, now they have to have another election, just so they can hit a quota. 

—Lol, the racism of this administration is just so blatant, it’s funny.

Just hilariously sad.

Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.

Tune in and get your giggle on.

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