Storytime Underground Joint Chief Cory joined us to discuss the fact that writing picture books is way harder than most celebrities think it is! We read Cookie Meets Peanut by Real Housewife/Adult Skinnygirl Bethenny Frankel, illustrated by Daniel Roode. Let us tuck you into bed with the story of an extremely irresponsible pet owner!

Readers advisory: Here.

Footnotes: Bitch Sesh: A Real Housewives Breakdown Podcast

Paws for thought? Bethenny Frankel tries to get dog to read her new children’s book on a stylish outing in the Big Apple

Skinnygirl, Fat Wallet: How Bethenny Frankel Earns More Than Any Other Real Housewife

Selected Illustrations: (click to embiggen)

 Candy pairing: Cory says Skinnygirl elderberry & sweet lemon gummies, Kait says a gold-leaf gummy dog, Renata says a Skinnygirl Cosmo.

Coming up next: Redacted In the Butt By Redacted Under the Tromp Administration and Taken By the Gay Unicorn Biker by Chuck Tingle.

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(But no pressure, we’re also happy if you get these items from your local library or independent bookstore.)