This week the guys dive headfirst into the chaos of high school playoff football, bold predictions are made, and the Cardinals have made everyone proud!

But it wouldn’t be Pants Optional without a hard-hitting journalistic deep-dive into… proper butt-wiping procedure. Yes, technique is debated. Yes, strong opinions are shared. Yes, you will learn things you cannot unlearn.

Plus: unsolicited life hacks, unnecessary sound effects, and the kind of “other fun stuff” that proves why pants are, and always will be, completely optional.