Can't trust a guy whose collar and cuffs are the same color, but the body of the shirt is a different color.

Straight guys need go to a gay bar at least once.

If I owned a horse, I'd call it by a human name, like Steve.

I have issues with some superheroes, including:
Why does Superman wear underwear on the outside of his pants?
Is fighting in skintight clothes better than sweatpants, Black Widow?
Also, if the Flash saved me by whisking me away from danger… I’d throw up immediately and be naked. I explain.

My luck, my final words wouldn't make much sense or will be stupid.