Hello and welcome back to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going  through A Song of Ice and Fire one chapter a week!

In this episode, Tyrion’s just gonna need you to sign this NDA. Boilerplate, nothing to it, he swears. Would he lie to you?

This week, we:

- Talk about visual adaptation and what we see when we read ASOIAF.

- Laugh at Pycelle and how he sucks and how Tyrion bowls over him

- Accuse Tyrion of complicity of war crimes as he shrugs his father's war crimes off 

- Say Good Day to Cersei as she comes in warm our hearts

- Watch as Littlefinger and Tyrion fuck with each other

- Listen in on Varys and Tyrion's attempt to manipulate each other

- Argue that Game of Thrones, Season 2's version of this scene was better. 

Next week, Sansa II where we...stay right here in King’s Landing for Sansa II, in which two drunk not-knights take out their issues on her. Sigh.