A man sprayed expanding foam up his urethra. Now his penis doesn't work. Big shocker.

COVID dick is apparently a real thing and it can make men lose inches.

Dark Forest Theory will make you reconsider wishing to finally meet extraterrestrial life.
"The universe is a dark forest. Every civilization is an armed hunter stalking through the trees like a ghost, gently pushing aside branches that block the path and trying to tread without sound. Even breathing is done with care. The hunter has to be careful, because everywhere in the forest are stealthy hunters like him. If he finds another life—another hunter, angel, or a demon, a delicate infant to tottering old man, a fairy or demigod—there’s only one thing he can do: open fire and eliminate them."

Plus, some of the many character voices that I do.

And why I have a hard time listening to 104.3 The Fan in Denver.