UNBOXING THE HOWARD STERN WACK PACK - HACKRIDE STUDIOS

EPISODE 9 - UNBOXING RILEY MARTIN - FROM THE HOWARD STERN SHOW


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"Unboxing Riley Martin" chronicles the bizarre, unforgettable saga of Riley Martin—Howard Stern’s most delusional (and endearing) UFO prophet. For decades, Riley hijacked the Stern Show with tales of alien abduction, interstellar welfare scams, and his self-published Biavian Bible, a book only he (and maybe a few Sildarians) understood. This podcast exhaustively catalogs every on-air moment, from his early ’90s debut—babbling about spaceships shaped like “two turtles copulating”—to his later years as a tin-foil-hatted merch mogul peddling “Biavian” wisdom to skeptics and suckers.


Riley’s genius wasn’t just in his absurdity; it was his unwavering commitment to the bit. Whether he was feuding with Artie Lange over “space copyright law” or claiming his alien overlords stiffed him on royalties, he turned extraterrestrial grift into radio gold. Episodes unpack his cult-like following, nonsensical rants, and the tragicomic hubris of a man who genuinely believed he was the victim… in a feud with literal aliens.


A time capsule of Stern’s chaos era, the show lets Riley’s own words—equal parts Shakespearean soliloquy and gas station prophecy—shine. Subversive, strange, and strangely poignant, it’s the definitive autopsy of a career built on Martian tall tales.


Subscribe for the full Riley experience: delusions included, tinfoil sold separately.




🚀 Welcome to HackRide Studios – Where the Wack Pack Gets UNBOXED! 🎉
Dive into the wild, wacky, and utterly unpredictable universe of the Howard Stern Wack Pack with our UNBOXING series! 🎙️📦 We crack open the lore, chaos, and legendary moments of Stern’s most iconic characters—no bubble wrap needed.
🔥 UNBOXING ERIC THE ACTOR
Meet Eric Lynch, the crankiest (and most lovable) superfan-turned-legend! From "Ack ack!" meltdowns to his unforgettable feuds, we unpack Eric’s journey from random caller to Stern Show royalty.
👽 UNBOXING RILEY MARTIN
Intergalactic philosopher? Cult leader? Snapple enthusiast? We dissect Riley’s out-of-this-world tales, Bâ'hai wisdom, and why he’ll always owe us $2.50.
👯♂️ UNBOXING THE JESUS TWINS
Blonde wigs, messiah complexes, and zero chill—we unravel the holy chaos of Jason and Christian’s quest to save Howard (whether he likes it or not).
💎 UNBOXING GOLDUST
Glitter, obsession, and way too much Howard merch. Discover why Goldie’s golden obsession with Stern still shines bright (and weird).
PLUS! We’ve got EVEN MORE WACK on our members-only YouTube & Patreon! Dive deeper into the madness, uncensored and unhinged, at HackRide Studios!
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