Half-Blood Prince chapter 11. Well, we got our wish. The monkey's paw has curled, and JK Rowling has returned to Twitter, but never in our wildest dreams could we have predicted exactly how she did it. Instead of coming back to dance around being a TERF, she just threw the mask off entirely and scorched the earth. This conversation dominates our news segment, but we do at least have an extremely goofy chapter to rip on to balance things out. Finally, to interrupt a deep dive on Dark Middle Chapters, the Harry Potter subreddit swoops in to... save the day!?

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