Our heroes are in the lab with those sharp and pointy scientific tools, dissecting a post season that has included a distinct shortage of drama.

The above mentioned dramas have been reserved for the off field domain, and it’s the Brisbane Broncos again in the shiny lights. Ezra goes off the grid in a bid to save his career, as the scribes of OUR FAVOURITE outlets get up on the apple box and pontificate about the clubs best direction forward. Has anyone asked if he’s ok? Has anyone reported widely on the other victims of the accident? Or is it just another chance to orchestrate a ‘whats wrong with Brisbane narrative.’ And another thing about the Bronc-

Ok Joel thats enough about the Broncos.. Im taking over-

No John, Im not finish-

Give me that god dam keyboard-

I HAVE MORE TO SAY ABOUT THE BRONCOS!

F**k me. Can you just have a rant in the show, for a change?

Yes that’s acceptable.

OK. Moving on.

A decimated Comm games- how much do sports actually care?

Do we parachute  Suali’i into Wallaby gold? Yes we do.

Is New Zealand’s weekend of sporting glory worth a toast. Sure.

And have the Commonwealth Games created a blueprint for the future?

Shit yeah they have.

It’s the Grapple off season.. And it’s… ALLLIVVVVE.